Ok so after all these years and after a week of KNOWING what he was up to but NOT KNOWING how to get ahold of him..I finally did. It sure did take for-freaking-ever. I was IMing a friend from myspace (who lives in Tulsa) and I asked him if he knew Gary or the guys from Creature of Unusual Size. He says "ya i just talked to one of them not to long ago". So I say "OH MY GOSH CAN I HAVE THE NUMBER!" I had to use caps of course to seem like I was yelling. Cuz no one can hear you on an IM. (just in case you didn't know that). So I call the number. Voicemail. I get a call back and few minutes later. Some girls says she's returning a call from this number.
"oh ya, I was looking for Gary actually"
"Oh ok, he's not with us right now but I'll give you the number to where he's at"
"oh my gosh thank you so much"

So I call the number. This is the number to Gary's stepdad's produce farm.
"Conrad Farms, may I help you" (a woman)
"Yes I'm looking for Gary"
"oh honey Gary is looking for himself...here he is hang on"

So he answers the phone and we both freak out and talk for about 2 hours. And of course we're laughing our asses off the whole time reminising about everything. I know this won't turn into something shitty and meaningless like with Michael. I'm happy now.